After a toxic poison burned the eyes of Saddleback Church's Pastor Rick Warren, he tweeted a request for prayers. Three hours later, the anti-gay mega-church creationist who gave Obama's inaugural invocation had been saved! Let us relive the miracle.

The mysterious toxic poison incident (attack?) occurred on Monday, but Pastor Warren waited until Thursday afternoon to tweet about it. It took three hours for the people's prayers to save him.

This miracle proves humankind did not descend from apes. [@RickWarren, image via Getty]