Although we wish it were some kind of elaborate joke, there really is a sequel to James Cameron's Titanic coming soon. Sadly, neither Kate nor Leo are a part of the cast as the movie takes place 100 years later.

Will this ship suffer the same fate as the first Titanic? As it turns out, yes. It can't be put any better than the man in this trailer who exclaims, "Looks like history is repeating itself!" Indeed. Except for, of course, how well this steaming pile will do in the box office compared to the first.