A 22 year-old white guy in Florida (NATCH) was walking along, listening to some Gucci Mane, when a 14 year-old black kid with seven friends totally kicked his ass—for listening to rap while white. MLK weeps so fucking hard.

Getting your ass kicked for listening to rap while white? Welcome to my middle school years! Try listening to rap while white and surrounded by rednecks! In 1992!

Getting your ass kicked for listening to rap while white? This is America's worst racial outrage since Essence hired a white lady!

Getting your ass kicked for listening to rap while white? Shit, Eminem made a whole movie about that!

Getting your ass kicked for listening to rap while white? Ha, now who's the "gangsta?" Ha, I guess it's good for your "street cred!" Ha, where was your "gat?" Ha! Ha! Ha! Jay Leno!

Getting your ass kicked for listening to rap while white? Hey wait, that Gucci Mane video is of full of white dudes.

[Via TSG. Shout out to Florida! You haven't changed a bit!]