In this chilling parody of the trailer for the upcoming Facebook movie The Social Network, we learn just how ruthless YouTube's founders were. They threw punches, made threats—even Keyboard Cat was in the line of fire.

Blame Jeff Loveness, the Jimmy Kimmel intern who threw the movie-trailer parody together. Chad Hurley, the YouTube-co-founder depicted in the satire, complains only that he looked entirely different when downing Johnny Walker Black and ruthlessly demanding a fresh supply of adorable online babies. This YouTube trailer actually kind of looks like a more interesting than the Facebook movie (original trailer here). Ben Mezrich, your next book is staring you in the face.