Today we looked at Condé Nast's plan to turn its magazine titles into restaurants. Commenters were appropriately disdainful of this silly idea. Except one, who had an even bigger idea.

From Awesome X:

Vanity Fair Amusement Park
 Including...
-Commander Poofyhair's Fantastic Sea Advenutre
-Hitchens' There Is No God Rollercoaster
-The FanFairess Wheel
-The Proust Quest 3-D Adventure

Yay! The happiest place on Earth indeed.