Today science told us that the way you were in first grade is the way you're gonna be forever. This got commenters talking about their own experiences with personality and youth. But one commenter deftly debunked the whole study.

From Richard Petty Bourgeoisie:

Sorry, Science. When I was 7, I was an overweight Star Wars fan with a small dong and no sex life. Now I don't even like sci-fi!

Well, there it is then.