She's so beautiful no one knows that she's hitting the pipe. Seven actresses are vying for a plum role and this couple is telling tales to the tabloids to stay relevant. The hills are alive with the sound of gossip.

1. "This could be a first. This former B list movie actress who is still a gorgeous C+ lister who does television now to make ends meet is known for a few great movie roles. Really great roles. Like one of them should have been Academy Award nominated. Anyway, this week she went to a big event. No big deal right? Well, the driver assigned to pick her up did so from a house in one of the worst neighborhoods in LA. When he knocked on the door he found her half undressed, smoking crack with a group of guys and she made the driver wait until after her turn at the pipe. She then threw on a shirt, did nothing to her hair and went to the event and the red carpet." [CDaN]

2. "Seven past-their-peak stars are receiving serious consideration for the next season of this series. #1 has been to this party before. #2 is the most well-known member of a group that peaked in popularity last century. #3 is from a well-known show-biz family, but is more theatrical than talented. #4 is being stymied by both family and man issues. #5 is the most high maintenance person on the planet. #6 clearly has more interest in their own comeback than in helping anyone else achieve success. #7 is a dark-horse candidate and would probably be the best choice of all… but would also be the one you least expect would want the gig." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Forget everything you know about this C List couple and their shameless self-promotion. Things are not what they seem. This couple have a very strategic and outlined plan to keep their names relevant. If you believe any of the stories about them, just know they are there to create buzz. The good news is, the best is yet to come. We'll be hearing crazy stories soon about abuse, babies and sex scandals. " [BuzzFoto]