Alexander Skarsgard doesn't use a sock for sex scenes, but Anna Paquin uses a "patch." Lindsay's first post-jail interview and Duff's wedding pictures are both worth $1 million. Erykah Badu gets probation for going nude. Wednesday gossip bares all.

  • True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard goes totally naked when he films sex scenes, penis flopping around and everything. "I don't want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we're naked in the scene, then I'm naked." Isn't the sock more of a courtesy to your costar, who maybe doesn't want to be that close to your actual penis? "I've got nothing to hide," Skarsgard continues. "I just think it might be embarrassing for the crew." Anna Paquin says she uses a "patch" to cover her lady bits. [RollingStone via Us, image via Splash]
  • Lindsay Lohan is allegedly teed up to score $1 million from OK! magazine for her first post-prison interview. [THR]
  • Also getting an alleged $1 million from OK!: HIlary Duff, who sold them her wedding photos. She is expected toss this $1 million atop the hundreds of millions that her trust funded hockey star husband Mike Comrie is already worth. [P6]
  • Erykah Badu paid a $500 fine and will be on probation for six months for stripping in Dallas for a music video shoot that reenacting JFK's assassination, but with a naked musician instead of a clothed president. [Popeater]

Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie is two years old, now, and just as adorable as her mother and aunt were at that age. The Spears women are cursed with cuteness. Keep her far away from the cameras, Jamie—but, uh, not before we ogle this picture and coo. [Us]

  • "Pissed" about husband Gavin Rossdale's years-ago affair with Courtney Love, Gwen Stefani is apparently recording new No Doubt songs about "what a jerk he is." Apparently Gwen knew Gavin had been with Courtney, "but not right before their wedding." Since Gwen is the rare artist whose scorned woman rage makes for in catchy tunes (see: "Don't Speak"), Gwen's agony will soon be our aural pleasure. [X17]
  • Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, was texting when he accidentally drove his car off a cliff. His final tweet was about his border collie. The dog was in the car with him and survived. [People]
  • Douche of the Decade Joe Francis sicced his lawyers on the makers of Piranha 3D after Jerry O'Connell admitted that his sleazebag pornographer character is based on him. For a guy whose fortune rests on taking advantage of insecure drunks, Joe Francis sure is thin-skinned. (Not that we didn't already know that.) [P6]
  • Sandra Bullock says she and Jesse James "have both moved on" after their scandal-plagued split. Now she is "so in love" with son Louis. [People]
  • Angelina Jolie is having "special baby time" with twin offspring Vivienne and Knox while in London promoting Salt. As for how her kids adjusted to hanging out on the set of her action movie, "We play together, they try on my wigs, they play with the blood." That quote will be great out of context next time someone wants to write a "wild, reckless Angie" cover story. [Us]
  • Vienna Girardi is dating again. Hooray for her. [Us]