He fell off the wagon, dropped his pants, and dry humped a waiter! This actor was behaving strangely at a party, and another actor is bagging a tennis player's wife. Looks like his balls are in her court!

1. "This B list comedian/actor didn't leave patrons laughing when he left a restaurant several nights ago. The poor guy who has been struggling with sobriety showed up to dinner already half plastered and continued to drink throughout the night. He was escorted out before dessert for pulling down his pants and rubbing up against a waiter. " [BuzzFoto]

2. "Which half of a Hollywood couple was acting nutso at a recent NYC party? He roamed around the room, collecting helium balloons, releasing them, and then gathering them up again. ‘Strange,' says a source." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This married Academy Award winner/nominee for Best Actor is sleeping with this A list pro tennis player's wife. Guess all the visits to watch him were so he could sit next to the wife in the box." [CDaN]