Well, this is embarrassing for the Bavarian town of Aßling: Someone trampled a swastika the size of a tennis court into a cornfield there. Now everyone who flies over think they're neo-Nazis. Unless they think alien neo-Nazis did it?

Swastikas are illegal in Germany and punishable with up to three years in jail, so police are investigating. According to The Daily Mail, "The swastika is so perfectly aligned that authorities believe they are dealing with hard-core neo-Nazis, rather than drunken yobs." Only hard-core fascists can walk in straight lines? That isn't a reference to goose stepping, is it? [Daily Mail]