They don't work for the show in question, they work in the world's oldest profession. This fitness guru is a coke head, and this star lost his virginity on a roller coaster. Do you think pros charge extra for that?

1. "This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker." [CDaN]

2. "This well-known personal trainer has an enviable physique and a successful TV career. The trainer urges clients to lose weight the natural way through exercise and diet management. But our slim and muscular gym buddy doesn't have that much personal self discipline and is secretly a cocaine addict. By day the trainer is in the gym or TV studio—with frequent bathroom breaks—at night the trainer is found at parties and Hollywood clubs brazenly hopped up on blow." [Blind Gossip]

3. "We don't want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won't mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own." [BuzzFoto]