In this clip, Good Day New York host Greg Kelly announces that it's almost "Octember." In place of October and November, Halloween and Thanksgiving will merge together. It must be true if Greg Kelly says it, right?

On Octember's Eve, a half-pumpkin/half-turkey will deliver apple cider and joy to all! Wait. All he did was just mispronounce October? Those bastards...

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