Gossip Girl is a program of inevitabilities. The show cycles through weekly fashion galas, daily Humphrey family horrors, and season Blair/ Serena showdowns. Along with the premiere's Parisian duel, tonight's episode almost gave season four a second smack down.

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Aw, shucks, it was all a ploy. The things they were saying were so true, though. Blair has issues with Chuck! Serena is awful! Gossip Girl: Where Truth Happens.