He wants a little more than a latte in the morning. This actress was a member of the Black Panthers and this singer wants out of his PR stunt relationship. This is the best part of waking up.

1. "This male, foreign born, national television entertainment reporter has been stalking a heterosexual worker at a Starbucks. The reporter comes in almost everyday and has been leaving notes on the worker's car. One such recent note said, 'I'll give you $50 if you let me suck your c**k.' The reporter has been busted by other workers in some of his attempts to leave notes. This should all end gloriously I'm sure." [CDaN]

2. "The Black Panthers have been very busy lately. They've been holding not-so-secret meetings with Farrakahn and Ahmadinejad in New York, spewing their disgusting hate speech about 'Fox Jews,' and calling for the mass killing of white babies. Well, guess who used to be a card-carrying member of the Black Panthers? A certain very popular television personality. Oh, yes! Don't expect confirmation anytime soon, though. We think this is another one of those facts that will somehow be left out of their autobiography." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This B/C list singer from a group ensemble/band, who is also an actor has been bouncing around different girlfriends as of late. The current girl, who he's been pictured with lately happens to be the subject of yesterday's Blind. The two are faking a PR relationship, each to promote their projects and to gain some shared notoriety. We have already told you the secret she is hiding, but his mostly involves being in love with his ex and resenting the current publicity stunt." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which celebrity struggled to get a drinks sponsor for their recent party? Many brands didn't want their booze associated with the star." [UK Mirror]