A few weeks ago, we suggested that Lisa "Cuddy" Edelstein might be employing a body double to spice up her nude-ish scenes with Hugh Laurie, but last night's episode of House endeavored to prove us wrong.

Dear Abby: I love my new boyfriend, but he refuses to stop booking appointments with his "massage therapist," and by "massage therapist," I mean "favorite hooker." What should I do? Signed, Prudish in Princeton-Plainsboro.

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Dear Prudish: Why not take up your boyfriend's suggestion and experiment with a "massage therapist" of your own? Not only will this give you an excuse to once again remove your clothing on national television, but the silliness of the situation will distract your loyal viewers from this week's lackluster "secret schizophrenic" medical mystery, not to mention the ongoing struggle to find a pinch hitter for Olivia "13" Wilde. With Love, Abby.

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Also... anyone else out there recognize House's video game from last season?