Charlie Sheen was discovered at the Plaza Hotel this morning naked, drunk, and in a trashed hotel suite with a "damaged" chandelier. (Swinging from the ceiling?) Hospitalized with ex-wife Denise Richards by his side, Charlie said he'd been "out partying."

Update: Radar reports that, though Sheen was on a "family vacation" with ex-wife Denise Richards and their children, he "was with a prostitute" in his private hotel room "before freaking out and being taken to a New York hospital." Oh, Charlie. Not again.