Today at Gawker.TV, Bret Michaels swears he didn't have sex with Miley's Mom, the Wheel of Fortune whiz defends her intelligence, we celebrate television's greatest robots, fun at the Natural Museum of History, and Scarlett Johansson makes the trombone sexy.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Trombones Sexy
Last night on Fallon, Scarlett Johansson was given a random song to play on a random instrument. Scarlett got "Coming Round the Mountain" and a trombone. Her trombone skills are horrific, but she sure makes it look good. Hot.

Bret Michaels Swears He Didn't Sleep With Miley Cyrus' Mom
On Fox & Friends, Bret Michaels reports he didn't bang Miley Cyrus' mom. He promises he was only hanging out with Miley, not her mom. He's not having an affair, he's just hanging a lot with a teenage girl.

Television's Greatest Robots: A Video Timeline
Bask in the glory of man's metallic monstrosities! Sing the body electromagnetic! Feel the magnificence of network android denizens from Japan's cartoon contraptions to limey British borgs! These are television's most iconic artificial citizens, and you must watch them now!

Television's Greatest Robots: A Video Timeline
Bask in the glory of man's metallic monstrosities! Sing the body electromagnetic! Feel the magnificence of network android denizens from Japan's cartoon contraptions to limey British borgs! These are television's most iconic artificial citizens, and you must watch them now!

HIMYM Breaks Rules at the Natural History Museum, Including "Do Not Touch"
Last night was a plot-driven episode filled with crazy antics at the Natural History Museum: Lily and Marshall fight about adult problems, Ted and Zoey share romantic glances, and Barney and Robin get crazy and defy "Do Not Touch" signs.

Reputed Wheel Of Fortune Cheater Tours the Morning Talk Show Circuit
Caitlin Burke, the greatest Wheel of Fortune player to spin the wheel, stopped by the Early Show to also address her so-called shenanigans. Producers tried to stump the champ, but we say $53K in winnings should be proof enough.