Jon and Kate plus eight... bullies? Kanye West and Billy Ray Cyrus hate giving interviews about interesting things. Read Mel Gibson's love letters, if you dare. Spencer and Heidi renew themselves. Saturday Gossip Roundup is jamming to the beat.

  • Two of Kate Gosselin's kids, both six, have been expelled from their private Pennsylvania school because of reports of bullying. "They've fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids." If all eight of those kids turn out to be bullies, this will get ugly. They'll be able to form up like a bullying Voltron! One kid for each limb, two for the body, one for the head, and one for a sword. Maybe Jon Gosselin's girlfriend can give Kate some parenting advice on her blog before it's too late. [People, Daily Mail]
  • Kanye West is not good at giving interviews, this we know is true. He's so bad that he hired a 'media trainer' to help him prep for an interview on the "Today" show with Matt Lauer. The trainer told Kanye he should cancel the interview, but Kanye went ahead anyway. The interview went over as well as a screening of Fight Club at a pre-school after Kanye got pissed at Lauer a how he asked about him calling Bush a racist. Media trainer quits, and Kanye will never be tamed. [P6]
  • Here are some lines from Mel Gibson's love letters to Oksana Grigorieva: "If u r up call me my dark eyed beautiful little communist!"; "Smoocherinos all over you!"; "You conquered the monster in me with your love emanating from your truly beautiful + heart + soul." Mark Twain said "The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter." He never said it would be any good, though. [TMZ]
  • Liam Neeson and polish actress Kasia Wolejnio are said to be casually dating. Or is it 'Kasia-ly' dating? Kill me, I don't care. Deliver me from the shame of having made that joke. [P6]
  • Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice, who knows something about having it all—and then some—is hosting a $45 seminar on 'how to have it all.' Seriously, she has so much that she's in $11 million of debt. Save the $45 and take our advice: It's very easy to have it all if you just pay no heed to your financial situation. Although then you will likely have nothing, eventually. So you're probably just better off being happy with your current, semi-miserable existence. [NYDN]
  • Singer Cee Lo Green, most recently of 'Fuck You' fame, has his assistants wipe his brow and put gum in his mouth. [P6]
  • Billy Ray Cyrus walked out of an interview after a DJ asked him about his messy divorce from his wife, Tish Cyrus, who allegedly cheated on him with Bret Michaels. Celebrities need to stop acting surprised when people ask them questions about the only thing interesting interesting about them. [TMZ]
  • Now that Demi Lotavo is in rehab, the Disney Channel is having to scramble to keep her show on the air. Maybe they could just turn it into a reality show for kids, warning them about the dangers of fame. [RadarOnline]
  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are renewing their contract wedding vows. Remember when they were divorced? What happened to that. [Entertainment Tonight]

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