If you haven't seen frequent crier John Boehner's hilarious waterworks performance from last night's 60 Minutes yet, you haven't lived. All Lesley Stahl had to do was mention "opportunity" or "achievement" and voila: Explosive tears, from the incoming House Speaker.

The entire segment is above, and it's pretty good — we learn, among other things, that he's never been to a tanning salon, meaning he was actually born orange. But if you only have time to mock a vulnerable person in tears, skip to 5:30 for the start of his major breakdown, and then to 12:40 for the follow-up.