Rand Paul is a 47-year-old doctor and United States Senator-elect, but he won't even splurge for his own basement sublet in Washington. Instead, he's moving in with his old man, Rep. Ron Paul, in his Virginia condo.

75-year-old Ron Paul is already making fun of his spoiled child in the liberal newspapers too, telling the New York Times, "I told him as long as he didn't expect me to cook... I'm not going to take care of him the way his mother did." Very nice. But this doesn't answer the more pressing question of whether they'll tell on each other for bringing back free hookers, which is the whole point of being a Washington politician.

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