The mistress was not impressed when she got some jewelry with the wife's name engraved. Meanwhile, this thoughtful actor made sure a group of needy kids got some gifts this year. It's better to give, than to receive.

1. "So this thoughtful actor has purchased lovely Christmas presents for both of the women in his life. They are similar—but not identical—gifts from a famous jeweler, and each has an engraved message with his initials. Not surprisingly, the message on the piece for his wife is sweet, and the one for his mistress is racy. Since he is spending Christmas with his wife, he gave his mistress her gift last week. When she opened it, he was horrified to discover that she got the one intended for his wife. By the way, the other one is already in the wife's possession, but is still wrapped and presumably unopened. Not wanting to confess to his mistress that he screwed up, he had to call the jeweler to rush order another one for the wife with the correct engraving. Now he just needs to get home and swap it out with the racy one without his wife noticing. Anyone want to buy a very nice piece of jewelry with a very personal engraved message?" [Blind Gossip]

2. "This B- list actor is on a hit network television show right now. He used to be on another hit show back in the day, but was not the star like he is right now. Anyway, he recently got a very large raise and decided to spend a portion of it doing good. He went to the largest homeless shelter in downtown Los Angeles and handed out $20,000 in $100 gift cards to Wal-Mart to every person with a child and then arranged three buses to transport all the people to the closest Wal-Mart." [CDaN]