Well, it's not much of a secret, because everyone seems to know. This actor's so fat he's breaking the furniture, and this opera star is flashing her private parts to the audience. That's a secret no one wants to know.

1. "Which A-List Oscar winner refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone in Hollywood already knows he is gay? The talented thespian says he needs to keep his sexuality a secret to make his straight characters more believable. But his friends say he is really just afraid of losing primo leading roles." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This former A list movie and television actor, recently lost a great deal of weight. Apparently it was not enough though. At a recent party, he sat his still large frame into an antique chair and it promptly collapsed under his weight. Damage? $35,000." [CDaN]

3. "Which opera diva should be nicknamed 'Cosi Fan Booty' due to her reluctance to wear panties under her costume? Says an operagoer who got an eyeful from the front row, 'Say what you will about the production, but the carpet always matches the drapes!' Following comments from fellow cast members, the 'commando soprano' relented and now sports a thong. [P6]