No, not the show, but Sterling Archer himself. Last night's season premiere finds our hero trying to dissuade unwanted finger banging from a sixteen year old seductress hailing from a country where the age of consent is fourteen.

Meet Anka: At first glance, the slut-tastic teen heiress looks to be precisely Archer's type... at least until he hears her full bio.

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And before even a word is spoken Anka makes her lust-filled cravings known, unfortunately Team ISIS has no faith in their headlining spy when it comes to sexual deviancy.

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Here, Anka attempts to corner Archer, making it clear that she sees no moral boundries as she comes from the "Alabama of Europe." When Archer tries to pass on the jail-bait, he is presented with a full on kidnapper assault, and even though Archer saves a girl's life, like Rodney Dangerfield before him, no respect is received.

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Covering his penis in that last scene with his travel bag o' bathroom gear, the episode continues with constant references to broken stitches (I.E. a euphemism for an animated hard-on). Next, a gallant getaway with a topless teenager ending in an ice cold predicament: Archer must fondle a couple of breasts for the strict hope no nerve damage takes place, and, unlike Archer's dignity, the day is saved.

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