Le Parker Meridien hotel on West 56th Street has a great deal for horny people looking to get some quick ass on their lunch break, according to the Post: For $150 you can have a room from 11am - 3pm but, for an extra $100 you get "champagne, strawberries with whipped cream and an on-demand adult film of your choice."

We like this. And talk about convenience!

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