The weekend has finally arrived, which means new movies! It's not the best crop of releases this week, as we're in the late-winter doldrums of cinema. But here they are anyway. Nicolas Cage is angry, Owen Wilson is horny, and God is sad.

The Bleeding

Acting powerhouses Vinnie Jones, Kat Von D, and DMX are joined by newcomer Armand Assante in this 2009 thriller about vampires and demons and dimly lit action. Should be terrific. (Limited release)

Drive Angry 3D

Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage stars in this complex psychological thriller about driving and being angry, sometimes at the same time. And it's in 3D. So that explains the title for you. Avowed lesbian Amber Heard costars as someone who also drives and is often angry and dares to do both simultaneously. (Wide)

The Grace Card

This is one of those Christian entertainment movies, in the vein of that Fireproof movie that Kirk Cameron was in a few years ago. Luckily, Cameron isn't in this one (he's busy battling dinosaurs in Mexico), but Jesus certainly is! And how. (Limited)

Hall Pass

Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson star in this Farrelly Brothers (yeah, they're still alive!) comedy about two boors who are allowed to be unmarried, given a "hall pass," for one week. Their wives figure it'll get ogling and lady-craziness out of their systems. Crazy, right?? Something I am interested in: apparently Alyssa Milano is in this movie. Yes. (Wide)

Heartbeats

The second film from hip-twink Montréalais Xavier Dolan, Heartbeats is about beautiful French Canadians smoking cigarettes and being beautiful, apparently. The 21-year-old Dolan is a toast of queer cinema for obvious reasons, but apparently he's also, y'know, good at filmmaking or whatever. (NY, LA next week)

Of Gods and Men

This Cannes Grand Prix winner, from France, is about a group of Trappist monks doing service work in a poor Algerian community who must decide whether to stay or leave when threatened by religious extremists during the bloody Algerian Civil War. The French/Algerian political landscape is complicated, rich subject matter for movies (see: Caché, seriously, see it), so this could be pretty interesting. (NY & LA)