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Watching this ad for a "Chinese boob clamp" that is actually just a corset (Although maybe corsets should be called woman clamps?) I find myself entranced by the recurring image of breasts mushing together, then falling back apart. Faces lighting up with joy, then hanging with shame. Is this what it's like to be a straight man?

Lessons of the Chinese boob clamp ad:

  • The cells in breasts look like many little breasts.
  • The desire to take the fat from your belly and transfer it to your boobs transcends the bounds of language and nation.
  • The desire to discuss the globalization of Western of body standards < The desire to ogle cleavage and type BOOBS repeatedly.
  • BOOBS.

[Ad Rants]