Lindsay Lohan Theft Video Mostly Proves Her Cleavage Is Great
[There was a video here]
Is this... it? The heralded jewelry store surveillance tape that either nails LiLo to the ground as a thief, or proves her innocence? Because all I see is proof that helicopter camera angles do wonders for LiLo's cleavage.
Apparently Entertainment Tonight has 42 minutes of this stuff, which they'll show on their TV show tonight. Maybe they're saving the good stuff (where LiLo dons a Hamburglar mask, stuffs the necklace down her cleavage, and runs out the door) for later? [ET]
Update: LiLo is suing the jewelry store for "us[ing] her image for profit."