Distaster Alert Issued as Movie Studios Release 34 Katherine Heigl Movies at Once
The Onion News Network imagines a terrible future in which the cinemas are overloaded with Katherine Heigl films: specifically nineteen romcoms, fourteen screwball romps, and one attempt at indie credibility.
Thankfully FEMA has emergency tents set up to combat the Heigl-pocalypse by handing out DVDs of No Country For Old Men.