After dinner in New York last night, Tom Cruise was photographed doing which of the following? a) Quelling a tantrum in daughter Suri; b) Committing infanticide; c) Removing his daughter from a brass rod shish kebab (far left) so he can eat her for dessert; or d) Asking if he could borrow her pink Uggs tomorrow. [Radar, Dlisted, Images via Splash]