This writer/comedian poses as an internet troll and then uses the responses to his comments in his act. This tween star never really went to rehab, it was all just a PR stunt. Sounds like something a troll would say.

1. "We just got word that this C List comedian, actor, and writer goes online and trolls religious websites, political websites and gossip websites and purposely provokes people. He then watches for the best and funniest responses, writes them down, and they become one-liners in the hit show he works for." [BuzzFoto]

2. "Mom was worried about something much more important than her daughter's increasingly wild and erratic behavior. She was worried about how public perception of that behavior would affect Girl's career. So, after a particularly shocking incident, Mom decided to get Girl out of the public eye for a while by taking her away to another city. Girl quickly got bored hiding out in the hotel, so Mom flew in one of Girl's friends, and the two of them spent a couple of weeks shopping and getting spa treatments…while Mom came up the concept of "rehab". It was a calculated way for Girl to continue to stay out of the public eye for an extended period of time. More importantly, as long as Mom and Girl never admitted that she was going there for drug- or alcohol-related problems, it would be difficult for people to criticize Girl when she got out. So, Girl was sent off to "rehab" for unspecified problems. Now you know that it was all a public relations move and that Girl was in treatment for a much shorter amount of time she and Mom claim. And while we're glad that Girl actually did wind up getting help with some of her very real issues, her best chance at true recovery will happen when she starts being honest. That's going to be difficult with such a scheming mother." [Blind Gossip]