Remember the four-month-old fetus whose parents gave her a Facebook page, for some reason? Little Marriah's page has been shut down, probably because Facebook doesn't allow kids under 13 (and maybe also because her parents misspelled "Mariah").

This fetus should get a Twitter account! That's where all the fetuses hang out these days, anyway, tweeting about Justin Bieber and their hilarious fetus hashtags: #thingsthatmakeyoukick, etc. There still is a Facebook group, though, if you feel that your life isn't complete without connecting to a unborn child via social networking. Incidentally, at what age does it go from "cute" to "creepy," when it comes to adults befriending kids on Facebook? Maybe two or three?