Before this lovely lady goes on talk shows, she needs to get a scolding from her publicist to be "proper." Some celebrities are using body doubles to fool the press about their extra-marital activities. Maybe they'll start sending proxies to appear on The View?

1. "Backstage at a daily television talk show, this very nervous celebrity was sweating the following last-minute briefing from her publicist in front of another guest. 'Remember: prim and proper! Don't show any cleavage! Sit up straight! Keep your hands folded in front of you and your legs firmly crossed. Look confident and smile the whole time, even if it hurts! Talk about your husband and kid/s and famous family whenever possible. We can't control their questions, so if they bring up the subject of you-know-who, just stick to the script and you'll be fine. Whatever you do: Don't. Fucking. Cry!'" [Blind Gossip]

2. "Now the future of injunctions is up in the air, what are resourceful celebrities doing to ensure that the press don't get wind of their extramarital exploits? Could it be true that UK celebs living in Hollywood have been able to cover up affairs by using physical doubles? Even if that managed to fool your wife, surely you couldn't use the same trick to fool the law. Could you?" [Popbitch]