What better way to commemorate the fact that the Canadian dollar has surpassed the value of the American greenback than to give it the high tech makeover it so, uh, richly deserves?

In this sensuous example of currency erotica, the all-new, all-polymer $100 bill bends seductively, practically daring us to take a moustache ride on Robert Borden's face. The new bank notes contain no paper at all — rather, they are composed of a single sheet of "smooth-textured" polymer. It's durable enough to withstand a hockey riot or beaver attack, not to mention chock full of enough state-of-the-art security features to foil Snidely Whiplash forever! It even has a frosted maple leaf window with secret writing inside! Why can't we have nice things? [YouTube via Digital Journal]