It's another week and another actor is about to come out of the closet; let's see if it actually happens. This couple is about to split up. And these stars were doing blow in the club. Now that's something we actually believe.

1. "Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress' life is usually an open book, so it's no wonder she's telling friends that she's ready to come out!" [Blind Gossip]

2. "This celebrity couple have been trying to make it work for several years now but can no longer keep it together. He likes her only for her exhaustive sex drive but cares very little for any of her hobbies, other talents or opinions. Since she's started to be more inclined towards philanthropist pursuits, he's been really turned off by her. He wants drugs and partying and she wants to change her life. The two will be in splitsville soon, and we're sure his selfish ways will be revealed. As will the numerous tapes of the two having sex that he's secretly recorded." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which A-list pals covered themselves in disco dust during repeated bathroom breaks while out in SoHo last week? They emerged each time desperately trying to act innocent while everyone else knew what was going on." [P6]

4. "Which socially savvy P.R. director who professes undying love for her husband almost broke up with him before the wedding because he didn't get her a Birkin handbag for her birthday?" [P6]

5. "Which fashion executive was overheard complaining about her job, saying she has 'no life and no man' because of it, but claims she can't leave her company because she has Stockholm syndrome?" [P6]