A popular papa from the '90s had a little incident at the happiest place on earth, which, to be honest, is sort of understandable. It's not that happy! Also today: a power couple split, an ungrateful singer, and lady-killing actor.

1. "When this D List actor dad from a popular, mostly 90′s show couldn't cut the line on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland, he shoved the kid attendant and told him to "F**k off!" He then yelled at the crowd, "What are you looking at? Don't act like you people are anything like me. I've done things. Don't f**king look at me!" He stormed out of the ride even though the staff did their best to console him and were polite. Most people stood in shock, but the crowd actually applauded as he left." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This recently divorced A list movie actor who has not done that well with his movies lately, despite the big publicity pushes that have gone with them has been doing press overseas for his latest movie. While in one country he ran into a woman who he was instantly attracted to, but did not speak English. Despite not speaking a word of her language or her speaking a word of English he had her in bed within 1 hour of meeting her all using simple sign language." [CDaN]

3. "This former A list singer has been singing in groups since he was a teen, but achieved his greatest fame as a solo artist. He used to be one of the biggest acts in the world and his trying to claw his way back to the top. One way he will not be doing that is with his former tour director. Everyone in the industry recently thanked this tour director for all the work he has done for them. Everyone that is except for our singer who chose not to publicly thank the tour director because he is jealous of his fame and I also think perhaps a personal relationship gone very bad." [CDaN]

4. "Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are not the only celebrity couple who have been able to keep their breakup on the DL. This other dual-celebrity couple has also called it quits after several years of marriage. The husband and wife are each very successful in their chosen professions, though she tends to sample other creative outlets. Both are award nominees/winners, but she is the much more high-profile of the two. The breakup happened several months ago, but they are stalling the public announcement until later this year while the finances and custody arrangements are being worked out. We expect that it will be a very intelligent and civilized divorce." [BlindGossip]