Amy Winehouse is laid to rest. Blake Fielder-Civil memorializes her from yet another jail cell. Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up. Lauryn Hill's boyfriend left her for a model while she was pregnant with his child. Tuesday gossip is somber.

  • Amy Winehouse's private funeral is currently underway. Kelly Osbourne came wearing a hairdo tribute to Amy. Mark Ronson came in a suit. Brother Alex Winehouse wore a yarmulke. Father Mitch Winehouse stood among the crowd. Several UK outlets are reporting that Amy will be cremated. Her autopsy was inconclusive; toxicology reports will take two to four more weeks [MSNBC, Radar, TMZ, images of Amy, Kelly Osbourne, Mitch Winehouse, and Remi Nicole via Getty]
  • Meanwhile, Amy 's ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil is speaking out from jail, because he's incarcerated, again, this time for a burglary and a firearm offense: "I will never ever again feel the love I felt for her. Everybody who knew me and knew Amy knew the depth of our love." Blake's girlfriend Sarah Aspin,

mother of his newborn child, comments on the whole he'll-never-love-again thing: "Blake is the father of our son. But I saw him and Amy together and I know they were really in love and they were soulmates… Basically they couldn't live with each other and they could not live without each other. It is hard for me knowing he still loved her, but I do understand his feelings." Someday her son will read those quotes, and have serious teen angst and/or an adolescent rebellion in which he forswears drugs and takes a vow of chastity. [Sun, image via Getty]

  • Amy's most recent boyfriend, film director Reg Travis: "I want to thank all those who are mourning the loss of Amy—such a beautiful, brilliant person and my dear love." Reg was rumored to have helped Amy clean up. [Sun]
  • America's most hated couple Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple no more. Apparently the distance between L.A. (where Kat films her show) and Austin (where Jesse now lives) did them in. [People]
  • While Lauryn Hill was giving birth to their sixth child, baby daddy Rohan Marley was canoodling Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana, who spent the weekend tweeting couple portraits. "I'm in love with @Romarley's heart." Rohan dumped Lauryn while she was pregnant. Good lord, this is a depressing gossip roundup. [NYDN, @IsabelFontana1]
  • Star Jones got served with court papers from her ex-husband in the middle of a book signing in the Hamptons. Can't believe that actually happens outside of romantic comedies and Men in Trees. [P6]
  • Katherine Heigl went to see The Book of Mormon, and did the thing where you show up late and make everyone get up so you can get to your seat, which is normally only mildly annoying, but since it was a famous people, it was basically terrorism. Ten minutes later, husband Josh Kelly did the same thing! And a little after that, Katherine "bent down and puffed on an electronic cigarette," right in the middle of the show! Grrr, Heigl, we'll get you someday, and your little nicotine patch, too. [P6]
  • Lindsay Lohan's newest male protector and paparazzi shield is a 39-year-old Australian actor. [X17]
  • Tiger Woods went yachting with his kids and a sexxxy mysterious blonde. "Just a nanny." As if that will stop him. [TMZ]