Internet Explorer Users Are Objectively Stupid
According to some low-rent "online psychometric testing" firm, people who use Internet Explorer are dumb-dumbs. They gave visitors to their website an IQ test, and, as you can see, people who have Internet Explorer version 6 are the dumbest of all internet users.
Opera users are geniuses, while our own browser of choice, Chrome, is smack in the middle. More than proving that there is at least a superficial difference between almost-identical browsers, this study offers a politically-correct way of eugenically cleansing the population. All Internet Explorer users please report to your local hospital for involuntary sterilization. We must protect our country from the obsolete browser-using horde! [HuffPo]