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The upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars may not have Snooki, but the reality show's 13th cycle will still feature a colorful cast of characters. Here's a list of the "stars" who will soon be inundating televisions across America:

Set to tango and quickstep with professional dance partners will be basketball star Ron Artest; World Cup soccer player Hope Solo; reality stars Robert Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari and Chaz Bono; TV personalities Nancy Grace, Carson Kressley and Ricki Lake; singer-actress Chynna Phillips; actors David Arquette and J.R. Martinez; and Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis, who may be better known in the United States for being George Clooney's ex-girlfriend.

You never imagined in your wildest dreams that you'd get to see Nancy Grace do the tango, did you? Well, you'll finally get your chance when the new season of DWTS premieres on September 19.