Today we heard the sad news that the amount of people who will show up to a Christine O'Donnell book signing is none. Approximately none people. Oops. What will Christine O'Donnell say about this? One commenter knows.

From im10ashus:

"I am not a best-selling author. I'm you."

Haha. It's sad because it's true. Sigh.

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