This acting duo is having a hard time finding drugs on their recent press tour. This rock star is a germaphobe, and this actress thought she met the real Michael Jackson when it was just an impersonator. What, is she on drugs?

1. "These two foreign born actors seem to have always been the best of friends. Whether just hanging out or co-starring together, it just seems like where one goes the other follows. Both are critically acclaimed actors and are beloved in art houses. Both of them even look similar to each other. Friends of the pair think they are also going to die together. Always casual heroin users, the pair has really started using heavily to the point where they cannot miss a day without going through withdrawal. This is proving problematic on their current press tour. Look for it to be canceled or shortened or done entirely from one country so they don't have to worry about finding drugs." [CDaN]

2. "Which iconic '70s rock star is driving his band mates and family crazy with his newly developed germ phobia? The Lysol-spraying, antibacterial-wiping musician won't even kiss his wife until she first gargles with Listerine!" [Blind Gossip]

3. "After doing a recent round of promotions for her new movie, this B List actress had the chance to meet a Michael Jackson impersonator. She believed him to be the real deal. Apparently she doesn't read or watch the news because she met up with all of her friends and told them she had met Michael. They thought she was making a poor joke, but once they realized she was serious, haven't stopped laughing since. Our source says they plan to hire an Elvis impersonator for her upcoming birthday!" [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which RH Beverly Hills couple, despite giving off the appearance of being the most in love actually have the most marital issues and none of it began until the show did, which is ironic considering.... Half the time the couple does not even sleep in the same bed together." [CDaN]