This Oscar-winning auteur popped the question to a Real Housewife, even though they're both already married. This singer is trying to start a scandal. And another musician is such a drunk she sleeps with a baby monitor so she won't die in her sleep. Sounds like a story a great director could turn into a movie.

1. "Which married Bravo 'Housewife' was proposed to by a married Oscar-winning director? The unlikely duo have been attracted to each other for years—and since they're both in unhappy marriages, he asked the reality star to dump her hubby and marry him!" [National Enquirer]

2. "This up and coming ‘musician' is trying to get herself an edgy image so she plans on coming up with a scandal within the next six months. She's hoping for a stage rehab stint, or a relationship with an older man. Her handlers are doing their best, but so far, no one is buying it." [BuzzFoto]

3. "This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much to drink many nights of the week. Since her significant other is not any better about partying and can't trust him to save her if she starts to die during the night, she has a baby monitor that she takes with her wherever she goes. One goes in her room and one goes in the room of her bodyguard. Always. She leaves them on 24 hours a day just in case she forgets to turn it on before she goes to sleep. So, the various bodyguards that have come into her life the past six months or so have heard everything from the craziest loudest fights to the craziest loudest sex, to the craziest loudest snoring from a woman that has ever been heard." [CDaN]

4. "This divorced blonde film star smoked and drank her way through her first preg­nancy, and then did the same thing during her recent second pregnancy! The actress, who's engaged to her new baby-dad­dy, is so nicotine-addicted that she began puffing away minutes after giving birth! Who is she?" [National Enquirer]

5. "Which former supermodel's friendship with her husband's single rock-star pal is causing some major difficulties for the couple? The catwalk queen and mother of two has been caught kissing the long-haired Grammy winner in the past—and recently the duo was spotted together on a romantic 'date' in Malibu!" [National Enquirer]

6. "What movie star/college student has been rattling the cages of his fellow undergraduates because he never shows up to class? The actor regularly sends his assistants in his place and has them record the lecture for him to review at a later date!" [National Enquirer]