The Lorax: It's Not Easy Being Green
The immediate question everyone asked when hearing Dr. Seuss' classic The Lorax would be a full-length movie was how are they going to pad out a tiny book to make a full-length feature? Turns out by adding some Zac Efron and Taylor Swift.
Yes, it appears that the tale of the lovably gruff Cheeto-colored conservationist has been spliced onto the story of a horny teenager who thinks he's going to score with his neighbor if he can show her a tree, which are now extinct. That sounds a little boring, especially because their lovely, sun-filled architecturally impossible town looks quite lovely, not like some post-nature Armageddon that is being choked by smog. Didn't the Lorax teach them anything? Sure looks pretty though.