Here's the trailer for Mirror Mirror, not to be confused with Snow White and the Huntsman, which also retells the Snow White story. Don't worry! They're actually pretty easy to tell apart!

Mirror was directed by Tarsem Singh while Huntsman was directed by deviantART; Mirror stars Julia Roberts with a dodgy accent while Huntsman stars Charlize Theron with a dodgy accent; Mirror is apparently a sort of action-comedy while Huntsman is, who knows, action-gothmedy?

They'll both be bad, but this one might actually be worse: none of the jokes in the trailer land at all, everyone sounds ridiculous, and, look, Tarsem Singh is an amazing visual stylist, but... he kind of sucks at making good movies. And I say that as someone who's smoked marijuana before. Huntsman looks stupid, but at least Kristen Stewart gets to wear armor. Is it too late to turn this one into a remake of the Star Trek episode?