Fans of FX's American Horror Story might recognize a new listing on the Los Angeles real estate market: This six-bedroom, five-bathroom property located in Country Club Park is, more than any one actor, the real star of that gleefully twisted show.

As you peruse the images, you'll be struck by just how closely the sets of Horror Story adhere to the original interiors. The house's 15,000 square feet comprises "a 3-story main house plus grand ballroom, Tiffany stained glass windows, light fixtures, display cases and doors...wood paneling, wood floors, six vintage tile fireplaces, beamed ceilings...formal dining room with antique gold and silver leaf hand-painted ceilings ... [and a] large solarium."

Not mentioned in the description, but included in the asking price: A cannibalistic humunculus in the basement made up of a variety of pickled baby and roadkill parts, the ghost of a one-eyed maid who tries to hump your husband at every opportunity, a latex/breath-control enthusiast, and a pesky, chain-smoking neighbor who will appear without warning in your kitchen bearing suspicious-smelling muffins. At $4.5 million, you simply can't afford not to own this house. Get this baby in escrow immediately!

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