During a power outage at the Aruba Surf Club, a quick-thinking Jill Zarin lit her Hanukkah menorah, saving her kin from darkness with the light of nine small candles that lasted three long hours. Just like the Maccabees, running out of oil and threatened by darkness at a five-star Caribbean resort.

"My Hanukkah menorah saved me," the Zarin said. "I have the craziest stories. It's unfortunate that the cameras don't follow me anymore." Real Housewives of the Second Jewish Commonwealth. Go. [Page Six, image via Getty]