Notorious class sleeper, D student, failed Oscar host, art enthusiast, multiple PhD candidate, and sometimes actor James Franco is going to ruin literature once again. He sold a novel! To Amazon! About actors! My eyes are getting a workout from all this rolling.

Franco's first big boy novel, Actor's Anonymous, will be published by Amazon. Does that mean its' going to print up hard copies or is this a glorified e-book? It's about Franco's experiences as an actor and is semi-autobiographical. I hope there's a whole chapter about a blog that said he might be a gay rapist. That would be a good chapter.

James Franco's first collection of short stories, Palo Alto was published by Scribner. It was a piece of shit.