Chuck Norris and His Wife Warn that Obama Re-election Would Mean '1,000 Years of Darkness'
In a "public service announcement" posted on YouTube over the weekend, formerly beloved action hero Chuck Norris and his wife Gena don't mince words in their warning to evangelical Christians that allowing President Obama to be re-elected would mean certain gloom and doom of apocalyptic proportions.
"We're at a tipping point," says Norris, who is no stranger to hyperbole, having previously mused that had Mother Mary been covered by Obamacare, she would have aborted Jesus Christ. "Our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don't change the course in which our country is headed," he warns.
Repurposing Ronald Reagan's famous career-launching quote, Gena contributes to the hysterics by claiming that Obama's re-election "will sentence [our children] to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness."
Chuck Norris Fact No. 1,763: Chuck Norris and his wife are kind of crazy.
