This Photo of Mitt Romney Bending Over in Front of an Astonished Schoolgirl Is Ripe for the Captioning

Mitt Romney surprised a bunch of schoolchildren in Fairfield, Virginia, today by making an unexpected pit stop at their elementary school.

Needless to say, however, none of the kids was more surprised than the young girl in AP photographer Evan Vucci's snapshot above, which is best when viewed without a single shred of context.
Del Ray pretty much ended this caption contest before it began with his reappropriation of the classic New Yorker catchall caption "Christ, what an asshole!" — but you're welcome to caption in the photo's general direction below.