The Mayans have us self-destructing, in, oh, about 2½ weeks. Luckily, former NBA great and current Old Spice Champion Dikembe Mutombo is here to use his powers of good — including flinging rolled-up ballots at people dancing maniacally to a certain Korean pop song and crushing evil fluffy balls (the dreaded Blurgies) with a riding cart — to add more time to the Mayan Calendar, thereby rescuing humanity as we know it.

Dikembe's call to arms is clear. Every Monday, a new level of the game will be released, with all-new challenges. All the points you rack up will power a wood carver designed to draw additional rings on the Mayan Calendar.

Be a champion. Play Dikembe Mutombo's 4½ Weeks to Save the World now — or just play below. Because he's an Old Spice Champion, and the world needs you to be one, too.