And Now Here is the Stupidest Thing Ever Said on Television in the History of Everything Period 139.09K A.J. Daulerio 12/13/12 03:10PM Filed to: journalismism journalismism Rob Parker Rgiii Cornball Brothers Internet, meet Rob Parker of ESPN. Rob Parker, the internet. Take a moment to watch this. (Transcript is here.) If you can get through it once without squirming or shaking your head I will give you $5.